I have two goals for the Utah Valley Marathon on June 9: (1) Finish the darn thing; (2) Run it in 3:15 or less. I know I can accomplish #1. I have no idea if I can accomplish #2.
I haven’t entered a ton of races. I do not plan on entering any races between now and June 9. I don’t need a bib or a timing chip or a t-shirt that will be converted into an emergency baby clean up rag. And I certainly don’t need to fork over $30. It would be nice to have an aide station every couple miles on the long runs, but a bottle of water and a bush should do the trick.
I'll use a different bush to urinate.
My goal to run a marathon at a pace I have never even, up to this point, run a 5-k sounds ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as having a phone that takes pictures sounded 20 years ago.
I created my training schedule with the following philosophies
- Positivity. Change the way I think about myself. If I hold onto the belief that I am slow, then I am slow. If I start thinking of myself as fast, I am fast. At least that's what my MLM buddies tell me.
- Running too much is not fun. I want to have fun.
- Running three times a week is fun. I want to have fun.
- Intensity! Intensity! Intensity! I’m using Insanity in place of interval runs, tempo runs and hill repeats. I'm going back-to-back workouts, followed by puking. I'm considering doing the Insanity program, but instead of one disc, I'll do the same disc twice each day. Now that I've written that out, that might be the single stupidest idea I've ever come up with.
- Rest is necessary. In addition to a couple rest and recovery type workouts each week, there is a rest and recovery week every month. By rest and recovery, I mean reducing physical stress when necessary, not watching The Cosby Show and snacking on peanut butter Captain Crunch.
- Injuries suck. See above. The key to not getting injured is not getting injured.
- Flab is the enemy. I’ve already dropped about 25 pounds.
- A schedule keeps one accountable. My workout calendar is completed up until March 6. I’m flexible. It's ambitious. So am I. So was Mussolini, though.